At some point, I'm sure I will sit down and give my full, unabridged thoughts on Amazon reviews, both the (mostly) good and the (occasional) bad. In the meantime though, and as I must catch a plane to the mainland shortly, I am sidestepping a bit this week and offering the first thing that made me laugh at loud at my desk in quite some time.

(I think the fact that the author is British, and evokes it through his use of language, is what really put it over the top for me…)

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